'Tis the season to get wasted,
Tra la la la laa, 
 
Our beer's the be...

On the first day of hashing, my true love send to me

a handjob that wasn’t worth...

Just a mouthful of Lion helps the jism go down,
the jism go down, the jism go dow...

Away in the Shiggy,
Bootlegger led.
Piggy the Bastard,
Was getting so...

All beers bright and beautiful
All down-downs great and small
All ales pale...

Does she have the kinky hair?
Yes she has the kinky hair,
Kinky hair......

Just how much has he been drinking?
He is looking really lit.
As we sing he...

Are you lonesome tonight?
Is the hash out of sight?
Are you sorry you stray...

Arseholes are cheap today
Cheaper than yesterday
Little ones are half a cro...

As I was walking through St. Paul's
The vicar grabbed me by the balls
I cri...

Tie me wallaby down, boys,
Tie me wallaby down,
You can't fuck him when he'...

Birth control,
Is the only way to save my soul
since I put it in my girlfri...

Build a bonfire, 
build a bonfire, 
throw the Aussies on the top
Thro...

By the light
(By the light, by the light...)
of a flickering match...

Once a boy was no good,
Took a girl into a wood,
Bye, Bye Blackbird.
...

The donkey is a solitary bloke,
He very seldom gets a poke;
But when he doe...

I fucked a dead whore by the roadside,
I knew right away she was dead,
the...

There she was, just a-gobblin’ my meat
Singing (Garbled) “doo wah diddy” drinkin’...

I gave her inches one
She said, "Honey, this is fun,
Put your belly next to...

A poke with a bloke may be quite incidental
Durex is a girl's best friend
Y...

Rub my penis up and down
Grease my palm and go to town
Wrap my hand around...

An engineer told me before he died
I have no reason to think he lied
He had...

The problem is all to do with head she said to me, 
The answer is easy if you tak...

There was an old farmer who sat on a rock,
Shaking and waving his big hairy
...

My girlfriend is a lawyer, is a lawyer, is a lawyer
A mighty fine lawyer is she...

Fuck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Finger-bang an orang-outan...

Fuck a virgin, fuck a virgin, 
plunge into her box
Mash her cherry with you...

Fuck off, you cunt
Fuck off, you cunt
Fuck off, you cunt, Fuck off
Fu...

Knock knock (who's there?)
Ida (Ida who?)
Ida want another gang bang... ...

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed...

You give the right eye wink
You give the left eye wink
You give the "come h...

5’9”, he’s divine, says he comes from Palestine
Has Anybody seen J.C.?
He i...

Hashy Birthday, Fuck you
Hashy Birthday, Fuck you
Hashy Birthday, you ass h...

He oughta be publicly pissed on
He oughta be publicly shot (bang bang)
He o...

He's the meanest
He sucks the horse's penis
He's the meanest
He's the...

Her right tit hangs down to her belly
Her left tit hangs down to her knee
I...

Here’s to brother hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here’s to brother...

His one skin hangs down to his two skin
His two skin hangs down to his three...

Well the weather outside is frightful,
But my dick is so delightful.
If you...

Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for yo...

Eatin’ nothin but hound dog
Only cost a dime
Eatin’ nothin but ground up do...

I put my hand upon her toe, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her toe, Ya Ho! Ya H...

Running trail in the hot sun,
I ran the hash and the hash won,
I ran the ha...

A woman came in for a computer, a computer from the store
A computer she wanted,...

I wanna wish you/them a shitty Christmas.
I wanna wish them a shitty Christmas....

I’m a little hasher,
horny and drunk,
There is her bum and here is my junk,...

I've got a start on a twelve-inch hard on
That I've had all afternoon.
Went...

IMAGINE
(lyrics written by Bootlegger, 2012)
 
Imagine there's no has...

In heaven there is no beer, (no beer?)
That’s why we drink it here, (no beer?)...

Far have I traveled and much have I seen,
Had hand jobs from tranny's and fucked...

Well it’s not too long and it’s not too thick
It gets hard too fast and it comes...

My name is Jack (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah),
I’m a necrophiliac (nah-na-nah-na-nah...

Jambo
Jambo bwana
Habari gani?
Mzuri sana
Wageni wakaribishwa...

Hello penis my old friend,
I've come to play with you again,
When those wet...

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to run around n...

When you are broke, and your religion's a joke
You can always go to
Jonesto...

Last night I stayed home and masturbated,
It felt so good, I knew it would!
...

Let me ball you sweetheart; I'm in bed with you,
Let me hear you whisper that it'...

Love me tender
Love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Hold me cl...

Gang, Bang, Lulu,
Lulu's gone away,
Who we gonna' gang bang now
When...

'Twas down in cunt valley where red rivers flow,
Where cocksuckers flourish and m...

Love is a burning thing,
Met a girl who could make me sing,
A snatch was ne...

Yankee call me honey baby
Blitish call me flucking whore (flucking whore)
M...

Young girl - love it when you go down
Young girl - when you kneel on the ground...

I'm looking over, My dead dog Rover,

That I ran over with the mower.

One...

She's got a new TV
It's called an ECG
I'd do most anything to keep her aliv...

My father makes book on the corner,
My mother makes illicit gin,
My sister...

Chorus 
Ai, jai, jai jai
Si, si, señora
My sister Be...

Well your ass is like a stovepipe, Nellie Darling,
And the nipples on your tits a...

O say, can I pee?
On that bush by the tree
I’m worried that I
Might b...

Oh my darling, don't say no,
Over the sofa you gotta go.
Up with your dress...

She wears her silk pajamas in the summer when it's hot,
She wears her woolen nigh...

A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
To have a jolly good old shit, (shit!, shit!)...

Puff, The Magic Tampon
Lived between her knees,
And frolicked in that awful...

One two three sock four sock cock
Five six seven sock eight sock cock
Nine...

Put it in your hands, Mrs. Murphy
It only weighs a quarter of a pound
It’s...

Put your left leg over my shoulder,
Put your right leg over my shoulder,
ny...

I gave my cum to the sperm bank,
Some semen in a sack.
Bright and early nex...

I once knew a girl, her name was Jean,
The sweetest girl I'd ever seen,
She...

Rule Britannia! Marmalade and jam!
Five Chinese crackers up yer asshole,
BA...

Oh, the wiggle of her ass would make a blind man cum,
And the nipples on her tits...

S-H-I, T-T-Y
T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked!)
Shitty trail (Totall...

Sing a song of six checks,
A pocket full of flour,
Four-and-twenty hashers,...

There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack...

You know ADAN and Bootlegger and ANZ and Bollocks
Featherlite and Sparrow Dick, P...

We marvel to witness, your standard of fitness
You suffered no ailments, not even...

Swing low, sweet chariot (huh!)
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, swee...

Ten sticks of dynamite hanging on the wall,
Ten sticks of dynamite hanging on the...

Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness 

And when the ball was over the...

An engineer told me before he died, a-hum
(Titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum...)...

One black one, one white one, and one with a little shite on
And one with a littl...

CHORUS:
So it's no, nay, never
No nay never, no more
You won't find a...

Jesus can't go hashing 'cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus can't go hashing 'cu...

The Lady of the Manor was dressing for the Ball,
When She saw the Village cripple...

The old brown cow went pfft up against the wall,
Pfft up against the wall,
...

The restroom door said 'Gentlemen'
So I just walked inside.
I took two step...

The S & M Man
The S&M man,
The S&M man,
The S...

I put my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my so...

There was a little bird,
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole....

This hand is your hand, this gland is my gland,
So rub it slowly, to make my thin...

There's a game called 20 toes,
It's played around the town,
Girls play with...

Lacy things the wife is miss’n,
Didn't ask for her permission,
I'm wear’n h...

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a...

When it's incest time in Texas
And there's no cunt to be found
Your mother'...

When she was a little girl, she had a little thing,
And when I tried, I could get...

You can tell by the smell that she isn't feeling well 
As the end of the month ro...

Where, oh where, were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone
You...

Get it up, get it in, get it out
Won't mess your hairdo
I've got a dick, bu...

Would you like to sit on my face?
It’s a very comfortable place
Put your ho...

In the forest lives a bear,
Yogi, Yogi
In the forest lives a bear,
Yo...

You’re stupid, you’re stupid,
You’re really fucking dumb,
If it wasn’t for...