I put my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Take it out, take it out, take it out,
...

Lacy things the wife is miss’n,
Didn't ask for her permission,
I'm wear’n her clothes - silk panty hose,
Walk’n 'round in womens...

When she was a little girl, she had a little thing,
And when I tried, I could get, my little finger in.
Finger in, finger in, finger...

Get it up, get it in, get it out
Won't mess your hairdo
I've got a dick, but I will lick
Move my tongue around
 
I'...

There was a little bird,
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole.
He ruffled out his little neck, and he shat about a...

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank...

Chorus:
So it's Hi Hi Hee in the Tampax factory 
Shout out your sizes loud and clear ... 
Small ... medium...

Would you like to sit on my face?
It’s a very comfortable place
Put your hole down over my nose
Or would you rather suck my hose...

This hand is your hand, this gland is my gland,
So rub it slowly, to make my thing stand.
Let's play forever, we'll cum together,...

When it's incest time in Texas
And there's no cunt to be found
Your mother's in the outhouse
With her panties halfway down

...

Where, oh where, were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone
You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even here
So we fucked...

In the forest lives a bear,
Yogi, Yogi
In the forest lives a bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear
...

There's a game called 20 toes,
It's played around the town,
Girls play with ten toes up,
The boys with ten toes down, down, down...

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