CHORUS

Me no likey Blitish soldier
Me no likey men of war
Me no likey Blitish soldier
Yankee pay...

O say, can I pee?
On that bush by the tree
I’m worried that I
Might be seen by the next guy
I could use some relief
...

S-H-I, T-T-Y
T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked!)
Shitty trail (Totally fucked!)
I'd rather sit here
And drink my...

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And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs of her...

Young girl - love it when you go down
Young girl - when you kneel on the ground
Young girl - with your lips full and round
On...

Oh my darling, don't say no,
Over the sofa you gotta go.
Up with your dress,
And down with your drawers,
You tickle mine,...

There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a dozen on my cousin
I can hear...

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So it's no, nay, never
No nay never, no more
You won't find any country
Where it pays you to score

 
...

I'm looking over, My dead dog Rover,

That I ran over with the mower.

One leg is missing, The other is gone,

The third leg is...

She wears her silk pajamas in the summer when it's hot,
She wears her woolen nightie in the winter when it's not,
But later in the...

You know ADAN and Bootlegger and ANZ and Bollocks
Featherlite and Sparrow Dick, Piggy and Plastic Knob,
But do you re-call the most...

Jesus can't go hashing 'cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus can't go hashing 'cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus can't go hashing '...

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My girl's a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
I'd do most anything
To keep her alive

She's...

One two three sock four sock cock
Five six seven sock eight sock cock
Nine ten eleven sock twelve sock cock
So put a sock around...

Swing low, sweet chariot (huh!)
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot (huh!)
Coming for to carry me home

I...

The Lady of the Manor was dressing for the Ball,
When She saw the Village cripple tossing off up against the wall.

Chorus:...

My father makes book on the corner,
My mother makes illicit gin,
My sister sells kisses to sailors,
My God how the money rolls...

Put it in your hands, Mrs. Murphy

It only weighs a quarter of a pound

It’s got hair ‘round its neck like a turkey

And it...

Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness 

And when the ball was over there were four and twenty less

Chorus:...

The restroom door said 'Gentlemen'
So I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized,
I'd been taken for a ride.
I...

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Ai, jai, jai jai
Si, si, señora
My sister Belinda, She pissed out the window
All over my brand...

I gave my cum to the sperm bank,
Some semen in a sack.
Bright and early next morning,
They brought my semen back.

They...

An engineer told me before he died, a-hum
(Titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum...)
An engineer told me before he died, a-hum...

The S & M Man
The S&M man,
The S&M man,
The S&M man because he mixes it with love,
And makes the...

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