When the end of the month rolls around

Melody: 

Caissons Go Rolling Along Song

Lyrics: 

You can tell by the smell that she isn't feeling well 
As the end of the month rolls around 
You can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch 
As the end of the month rolls around 
Chorus:
So it's Hi Hi Hee in the Tampax factory 
Shout out your sizes loud and clear ... 
Small ... medium ... large ... We've got rags to fit a barge
When the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her pout that her eggs are falling out
As the end of the month rolls around 
You can tell by her walk that you will get it... NOT!
As the end of the month rolls around 
(Chorus)

You can tell by the stain that she's in a lot of pain
As the end of the month rolls around 
You can tell by her stance that she's got cotton in her pants
As the end of the month rolls around 
(Chorus)

You can tell by her pain that you'll be beating off again
As the end of the month rolls around 
You can tell by the string that she's got something up her thing
As the end of the month rolls around 
(Chorus)

You can tell by the flood that she's losing lots of blood 
As the end of the month rolls around 
When she's on the rag, you can only cry and beg
As the end of the month rolls around 
(Chorus)

You can tell by the stench that she's a bloody wench 
As the end of the month rolls around 
You can tell by her pout that her eggs are failing out
As the end of the month rolls around 
(Chorus)

You can tell by her walk that you'll sit around and talk
As the end of the month rolls around 
You can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch
As the end of the month rolls around 
(Chorus)

You can tell by her eyes that there is blood between her thighs
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell that it itches by the way she always bitches.
As the end of the month rolls around 
(Chorus)

You can bet it ain't sweat when her underwear is wet
As the end of the month rolls around 
You can tell by the stink that she isn't in the pink
As the end of the month rolls around 
(Chorus)

If she won't let you pump you can do it in her rump
As the end of the month rolls around 
If your sex life is a loss and your cock is growing moss
As the end of the month rolls around 
(Chorus)

If you give her enough beer you can do her in the rear
As the end of the month rolls around 
If you get near her with your cock she'll tell you to take a walk
As the end of the month rolls around
(Chorus)