Put a Sock Around Your Cock

Melody: 

Rock Around the Clock - Elvis Presley

Lyrics: 

One two three sock four sock cock
Five six seven sock eight sock cock
Nine ten eleven sock twelve sock cock
So put a sock around your cock tonight
Ya gotta make it fit – snug and tight
Keep them testes out of sight
You put a sock around your cock tonight
A polyester tube of pure delight
So put a sock put a sock around your cock tonight