Ou est le papier?

Melody: 

La Marseile (Adapted)

Lyrics: 

A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
To have a jolly good old shit, (shit!, shit!)
He took his coat and his trousers off,
So that he could revel in it, (it!, it!)
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before,

“Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, je fait manure.

Ou est le papier?”