By The Light Of The Flickering Match

Melody: 

By The Light Of The Silvery Moon

Lyrics: 

By the light
(By the light, by the light...)
of a flickering match
(Of a flickering match...)
I saw her snatch, by the light of that
fli-cker-ing match
By the light
(By the light, by the light..)
Of a flickering match
(Of a flickering match...)
I saw it gleam, I heard her scream
"You are burning my snatch,
with your fucking match!"