I ran the hash

Melody: 

I fought the law

Lyrics: 

Running trail in the hot sun,
I ran the hash and the hash won,
I ran the hash and the hash won,
I needed beer but there was none!
I ran the hash and the hash won!
I ran the hash and the hash won!

I solved no checks and it feels so bad,
Guess I’m dead fucking last!
This is the worst trail that I’ve ever ran,
I ran the hash and the hash won,
I ran the hash and the . . .