Has Anybody Seen J.C.

Melody: 

Has anybody seen my gal?

Lyrics: 

5’9”, he’s divine, says he comes from Palestine
Has Anybody seen J.C.?
He is camp, he is cool
He’ll walk across your swimming pool
Has anybody seen J.C.?

So if you run into, a bloody Jew,
Covered with thorns,
Holes in his hands, spear in his side,
Man that cat’s been crucified!
5’9”, he’s divine, he’ll turn your water into wine
Has anybody seen J.C.?