Fifty ways to fuck your mother

Melody: 

50 ways to leave your lover

Lyrics: 

The problem is all to do with head she said to me, 
The answer is easy if you take it orally, 
I'd like to help you with your problem, son, tonight, 
There must be fifty ways to fuck your mother.

He said it's really not my habit to extrude, 
Furtermore, I hope my plumbing won't be lost or misconstrued, 
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude, 
There must be fifty ways to fuck your mother. 
There must be fifty ways to fuck your mother.

Just slip in the back, Jack 
Wham, bam, slam, Stan 
No need to be coy, Roy 
Just listen to me.

Use some thrust, Gus, 
We don't need to discuss much, 
You know the key, Lee, 
Just get it for free.

She said it excites me so to see you in such pain, 
I wish there was something I could do to make you groan again, I said I appreciate that and Mama, please explain, 
There must be fifty ways to fuck your mother.

She said why don't I just tie you up tonight, 
And I believe that in the morning you'll put up less a fight, And then she blew me, 
And I realized she probably was right.

There must be fifty ways to fuck your mother. 
Fifty ways to fuck your mother.