Engineer Song

Melody: 

Engineer Song

Lyrics: 

An engineer told me before he died
I have no reason to think he lied
He had a wife with a cunt so wide
That she could never be satisfied

So he built himself a big frickin’ wheel
And on it put a big prick of steel
Two balls of brass were filled with cream
And the whole damn thing was powered by steam

So ‘round and ‘round with a big frickin’ wheel
And in and out went the big prick of steel
And in and out until she cried “Enough enough I’m satisfied”

But there was one thing wrong with it
There was no way of stopping it
It split her up from her clit to her tit
And the whole damn thing was covered in shit

So ‘round and ‘round with a big frickin’ wheel
And in and out went the big prick of steel
And in and out until she cried “Enough enough!”
And then she died.