Do Wah Diddy

Melody: 

Do Wah Diddy

Lyrics: 

There she was, just a-gobblin’ my meat
Singing (Garbled) “doo wah diddy” drinkin’ cum drinkin’ spoo
Fondlin’ my scrotum, and suckin’ down my skeet,
Singing (Garlbed) “doo wah diddy” drinkin’ cum drinkin’ spoo
I pulled out (pulled out)
Aimed high (aimed high)
I pulled out, aimed high, and she nearly lost an eye.