The Woodpecker Song

Melody: 

Original, I think

Lyrics: 

I put my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Take it out, take it out, take it out,
REMOVE IT."
 
I removed my finger from the woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Put it back, put it back, put it back,
REPLACE IT."
 
I replaced my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Turn it round, turn it round, turn it round,
REVOLVE IT
 
I revolved my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Other way, other way, other way,
REVERSE IT
 
I reversed my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
In and out, in and out, in and out,
RECIPROCATE IT
 
I reciprocated my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up,
ACCELERATE IT
 
I accelerated my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down,
RETARD IT
 
I retarded my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Once again, once again, once again,
REPEAT IT
 
I repeated my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Leave it in, leave it in, leave it in,
RELAX IT
 
I relaxed my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out,
RETRACT IT
 
I retracted my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Take a whiff, take a whiff , take a whiff ,
REVOLTING
 
 
 
I put my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Take it out, take it out, take it out,
REMOVE IT."
 
I removed my finger from the woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Put it back, put it back, put it back,
REPLACE IT."
 
I replaced my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Turn it round, turn it round, turn it round,
REVOLVE IT
 
I revolved my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Other way, other way, other way,
REVERSE IT
 
I reversed my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
In and out, in and out, in and out,
RECIPROCATE IT
 
I reciprocated my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up,
ACCELERATE IT
 
I accelerated my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down,
RETARD IT
 
I retarded my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Once again, once again, once again,
REPEAT IT
 
I repeated my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Leave it in, leave it in, leave it in,
RELAX IT
 
I relaxed my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out,
RETRACT IT
 
I retracted my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Take a whiff, take a whiff , take a whiff ,
REVOLTING