Where, oh where, were you last week?

Melody: 

Hee-Haw

Lyrics: 

Where, oh where, were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone
You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even here
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer

Down, down, drink it all down
Drink it all down, drink all of that beer
You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even here
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer