When she was a little girl

Melody: 

The happy wanderer

Lyrics: 

When she was a little girl, she had a little thing,
And when I tried, I could get, my little finger in.
Finger in, finger in, finger in,
Finger -i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- finger in, finger in,
My little finger in!

She's grown a little older since, that thing has lost its charm,
Now I can get five fingers in, and half my fucking arm,
Fucking arm, fucking arm, fucking arm,
Fucking -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- fucking arm, fucking arm,
And half my fucking arm!

This year she'll be ninety-two, and she is almost dead,
Now I can get my both arms in and half my fucking head.
Fucking head, fucking head, fucking head,
Fucking -e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- fucking head, fucking head,
And half my fucking head!