Return to Sender

Melody: 

Return to Sender - Elvis Presley

Lyrics: 

I gave my cum to the sperm bank,
Some semen in a sack.
Bright and early next morning,
They brought my semen back.

They wrote upon it:
Return to sender,
Species unknown.
No such donor,
No more bone.

She wanted a baby,
Begged me for my sack.
I gave her my-seed,
But my seed keeps cumming back.

So then I cummed into the mailbox,
And sent it Special D,
Bright and early next morning,
It came right back to me.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender,
Species unknown.
No such donor,
No more bone.

This time I'm gonna cum on her,
And put it right in her hand.
And if it cums back the very next day,
Then I'll understand.

The writing on it:
Return to sender,
Species unknown.
No such donor,
No more bone.