Lupe

Melody: 

Sweet Betsy From Pike

Lyrics: 

'Twas down in cunt valley where red rivers flow,
Where cocksuckers flourish and maidenheads grow,
'Twas there I met Lupe, the girl I adore,
She's a hot fucking, cock-sucking, Mexican whore.
A hot fucking, cock-sucking, Mexican whore.

CHORUS:
She'll fuck you, she'll suck you, she'll tickle your nuts,
And if you're not happy, she'll suck out your guts,
She'll wrap her legs round you till you want to die,
But I'd rather eat Lupe than sweet cherry pie.
Yes I'd rather eat Lupe than sweet cherry pie.

When Lupe was a young girl of just about eight,
She'd swing to and fro on the back garden gate,
The cross member parted, the upright went in,
And since then she's lived in a welter of sin.
Yes since then she's lived in a welter of sin.

CHORUS

Now Lupe is dead and she lays in her tomb,
The worms crawl around in her decomposed womb,
The smile on her face, well, it says "Give me more,
I'm a hot fucking, cock-sucking, Mexican whore.
A hot fucking, cock-sucking, Mexican whore."