Lulu

Melody: 

Goodnight Ladies

Lyrics: 

Gang, Bang, Lulu,
Lulu's gone away,
Who we gonna' gang bang now
When Lulu's gone away.

Some girls work in factories,
Some girls work in stores,
But Lulu works in a honky tonk
With forty other..........

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Lulu had a baby,
It was an awful shock
She couldn't call it Lulu,
'Cause the bastard had a .........

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I took her to the pictures,
We sat down in the stalls,
And every time the lights went out,
She'd grab me by the ...........

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Lulu and I went fishing,
In a dainty punt,
And every time she caught a sprat,
She'd stuff up her........

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I wish I were the silver ring,
On Lulu's dainty hand
Then every time she scratches her arse,
I'd see the promised .........

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I wish I were the chamber pot,
Under Lulu's bed,
Then every time she took a piss,
I'd see her maiden ..........

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Lulu had two boy-friends,
Both were very rich
One was the son of a banker,
The other a son-of-a......

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Lulu had a boy-friend,
His name was Tommy Tucker,
He took her down the alley,
To see if he could ......

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Lulu had a boy-friend,
A funny little chap
Every time they had a bit,
She got a dose of the...

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Lulu was a pretty girl,
She had a lot of class,
Mini-skirts she'd wear a lot,
To let her show her.......

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Lulu had a boy-friend,
He was very fit,
Working all day on the farm,
His job was shoveling......

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Lulu and a boy-friend,
A stunted little runt,
One day they went to have a bit,
And he vanished up her.....

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Lulu had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
Every time the lamb jumped out,
The bulldog used to......

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Lulu and I went walking,
We walked along the grass,
She slipped on a banana peel,
And fell down on her.....

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Lulu made some porridge,
It was very thick,
Lulu wouldn't eat it,
But she'd smear it on my......

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Lulu had a bicycle,
The seat was very blunt,
Every time she jumps on it
It sticks her in her.....

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Lulu had a bicycle,
The seat was very sharp,
Every time she sat on it
It would slip right up her....

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Lulu had a boyfriend,
His name was Diamond Dick,
She never saw his diamond,
But she always saw his....

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Lulu had a boyfriend,
His name was Michael Hunt,
She like him above the rest,
Because he'd eat her...

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Lulu met a fisherman,
Fishing for some bass,
Instead of catching fish that day,
He got a piece of...

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Lulu met a scrum half,
Sat down in his lap,
Lulu got the scrum half,
The scrum half got the...

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Lulu had a turtle,
And Lulu had a duck.
She put them in the bathtub,
To see if they would...

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Lulu had a vanity chair,
It was made of glass,
Every time she sat on it,
You could see her...

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Lulu had a boyfriend,
His name was Billy Batch,
But Lulu had to break it off,
When it got stuck in her....

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A rich girl has a bra,
A poor girl uses string,
But Lulu uses neither,
She lets the buggers...

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A rich girl has a ring of gold,
A poor girl one of brass,
The only ring that Lulu has,
Is the one around her...

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A rich girl uses Vaseline,
A poor girl uses lard,
Lulu uses axle grease,
Because her cunt's so...

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A rich girl uses Kotex,
A poor girl a sheet,
Lulu uses nothing at all,
It dribbles in the...

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Lulu had a job,
But then she had to quit,
'Cause every time she turned around,
The boss would grab her...

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Lulu met the Penguins,
She liked the way they played,
The Penguins liked Lulu,
They liked the way she...

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