The Jesus Song

Melody: 

The Battle Hymn of the Republic

Lyrics: 

Jesus can't go hashing 'cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus can't go hashing 'cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus can't go hashing 'cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves

Chorus:
More beer for all the Hashers
More beer for all the Hashers
More beer for all the Hashers
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves

Jesus can't lay trail because the flour falls through his hands
Jesus can't lay trail because the flour falls through his hands
Jesus can't lay trail because the flour falls through his hands
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

Jesus can't go hashing because he’s stuck behind a rock
Jesus can't go hashing because he’s stuck behind a rock
Jesus can't go hashing because he’s stuck behind a rock
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

Jesus can't go hashing ‘cuz the jew won’t pay 5 bucks
Jesus can't go hashing ‘cuz the jew won’t pay 5 bucks
Jesus can't go hashing ‘cuz the jew won’t pay 5 bucks
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

The pack can't catch Jesus 'cuz he runs across the lake
The pack can't catch Jesus 'cuz he runs across the lake
The pack can't catch Jesus 'cuz he runs across the lake
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

(spread arms)
The harriettes love Jesus 'cuz he's hung like this
The harriettes love Jesus 'cuz he's hung like this
The harriettes love Jesus 'cuz he's hung like this
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

Jesus can’t go Hashing ‘cos his Dad knows all the trails
Jesus can’t go Hashing ‘cos his Dad knows all the trails
Jesus can’t go Hashing ‘cos his Dad knows all the trails
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he turns the beer to wine
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he turns the beer to wine
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he turns the beer to wine
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

Jesus can’t go Hashing ‘cos he’s only got 12 friends
Jesus can’t go Hashing ‘cos he’s only got 12 friends
Jesus can’t go Hashing ‘cos he’s only got 12 friends
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he's wearing only sandals
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he's wearing only sandals
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he's wearing only sandals
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he's busy getting nailed
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he's busy getting nailed
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he's busy getting nailed
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

Jesus can’t go hashing cuz his friends can walk on water
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz his friends can walk on water
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz his friends can walk on water
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he’s got a burning bush
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he’s got a burning bush
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz he’s got a burning bush
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)

(on your knees)
Jesus, we're only kidding
Jesus, we're only kidding
Jesus, we're only kidding
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)