Imagine (Hash version)

Melody: 

Imagine, by John Lennon

Lyrics: 

IMAGINE
(lyrics written by Bootlegger, 2012)
 
Imagine there's no hashing
It's not easy if you try
No trails around us
The shiggy is nay
Imagine all the people
Not look'n forward to today...
 
Imagine there's no Lion (beer)
It's very hard to do
No down-downs to die for
And no puking too
Imagine all the people
Not having to pee on trees (woo hoo hoo)
 
(chorus)
You may say I'm a drinker
But I'm not the only one
I hope Mondays you will join us
And the world will hash on-on
 
Imagine no recollection
This is common on the hash
The next day your head's splitting
You've got a terrible rash
Imagine all the people
Going to work half pissed (oh no no)
 
(chorus)
 
You may say I'm a drinker
But I'm not the only one
I hope Mondays you will join us
And the world will hash on-on!