As I Was Walking

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As I was walking through St. Paul's
The vicar grabbed me by the balls
I cried for help! but no help came
And so he grabbed my balls again

As I was walking through the woods
I shat myself, I knew I would
I cried for help! but no help came
And so I shat myself again

As I was lying in the grass
Somebody fucked me up the ass
I cried for help! but no help came
And so they fucked my ass again