The Hairs of Her Dickey Di-Do

Lyrics: 

One black one, one white one, and one with a little shite on
And one with a little light on, to show us the way

Chorus:
And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She's not a great looker, but everyone took 'er
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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You'd need a coal miner to find her vagina
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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If she were my daughter I'd have them cut shorter
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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I've touched it, I've licked it, it tastes just like brisket
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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She lived by the waterfront, with the waves lapping up and down her cunt
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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She married an Italian, who was hung like a fucking stallion
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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She divorced the Italian, and married the stallion
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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I folded her lips back, and there found a six-pack
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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It was always hit-or-miss, whether I could find her clitoris
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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I reached into her thing, and there found my class ring
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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I smelt it, I've felt it, it was just like velvet
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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She says that she's not a whore, but she bangs like a shithouse door
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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The aroma it lingers, it smells like fish fingers
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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She stayed in Seattle, and went down on cattle
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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She met a Hash House Harrier, who fucked her but wouldn't marry her
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees
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