Fuck a Duck

Melody: 

Do - Re - Mi

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Lyrics: 

Fuck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Finger-bang an orang-outang
Let an elephant do you
Feel the penis of an eel
Whack the ass hole of a yak
Masturbate with a gnu
And that brings us back to
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck