12 Days of Hashing

Melody: 

12 Days of Christmas

Tune: 

Lyrics: 

On the first day of hashing, my true love send to me

a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!

 

On the second day of hashing, my true love send to me

2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the third day of hashing, my true love send to me
3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the fourth day of hashing, my true love send to me
4 flying fucks, 3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the fifth day of hashing, my true love send to me
5 round the wall, 4 flying fucks, 3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the sixth day of hashing, my true love send to me
6 sixty niners, 5 round the wall, 4 flying fucks, 3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the seventh day of hashing, my true love send to me
7 sizzling sisters, 6 sixty niners, 5 round the wall, 4 flying fucks, 3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the eighth day of hashing, my true love send to me
8 aching assholes, 7 sizzling sisters, 6 sixty niners, 5 round the wall, 4 flying fucks, 3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the ninth day of hashing, my true love send to me
9 nymphomaniacs, 8 aching assholes, 7 sizzling sisters, 6 sixty niners, 5 round the wall, 4 flying fucks, 3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the tenth day of hashing, my true love send to me
10 tons of titties (*)(*)  ------ WHAT? 10 tons of titties, 9 nymphomaniacs, 8 aching assholes, 7 sizzling sisters, 6 sixty niners, 5 round the wall, 4 flying fucks, 3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the eleventh day of hashing, my true love send to me
11 licking lesbians, 10 tons of titties (*)(*)  ------ WHAT? 10 tons of titties, 9 nymphomaniacs, 8 aching assholes, 7 sizzling sisters, 6 sixty niners, 5 round the wall, 4 flying fucks, 3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!
 
On the twelfth day of hashing, my true love send to me
12 twitching twats, 11 licking lesbians, 10 tons of titties (*)(*)  ------ WHAT? 10 tons of titties, 9 nymphomaniacs, 8 aching assholes, 7 sizzling sisters, 6 sixty niners, 5 round the wall, 4 flying fucks, 3 French sucks, 2 motherfuckers and a handjob that wasn’t worth a fuck – what the fuck!